March 2012
Watchsexcyanip13:
scissor me timbers
Um. What is happening on my dash and why am I not a part of it?
Real life: →
wowfunniestposts:
Tumblr:
this blog is hilarious
My exact feels.
Anonymous asked: i hope you kill urself when your stupid grandma dies fag so i hope that she dies real soon so the world can be a better place without you both in it
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Okay, so you read books or fanfics or whatever and there’s a sad scene and the characters are all like, “Oh my god, it makes my heart hurt!” which, uh, when you think about it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense because the heart doesn’t produce emotions or anything. But, uh, your heart kind of does hurt when you feel really guilty or sad, doesn’t it…? I...
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The person I reblogged this from should know that...
step one: search a video on youtube
step two: click 'related videos'
step three: get lost in internet land forever
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
our-onedirection:
postgameorgy:
murphy’s law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong
i think it was inspired by the toronto maple leafs
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS OHMYGOD THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
SABRES SCORE! & COHO OUT CELEBRATING WITH...
melissaaa173:
& of course it’s Ehrhoff who scored! :’(
/sobbing
I hope Rick Santorum gets his period right before...
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
I like turtles
spain-flirts-andtomatoes:
crappy skills are epic
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
If girls had a penis for a day..
LMAO. ^^ ALL DAY.
a romantic story
julchensblog:
fwips:
And they lived happily ever after.
I’m crying tears of laughter because this is too true.
Watchmylittleinsomnia:
mixedy:
jake-is-a-spoon:
bdsm-lizard:
I would be so grateful if my parents bought me this car holy shit what a spoiled little cunt
Uh Mom?
What the hell is this?
You got it on the wrong day Mom…
My birthday is ruined.
I HATE YOU MOM.
THIS PARTY IS OVER MOM.
YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!
*shoots self*
What…
The fuck…
WELCOME TO AMERICA
WHAT. THE....
Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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